{"title":"Cocktail Cushions","description":"\u003cp\u003eCocktail cushions for the friend who always mixes the drinks: hand-stitched needlepoint slogans like When Life Gives You Lemons, Add Vodka and Please Bring Me Wine, each with a soft velvet back and the inner cushion included. Made in the UK. Find more witty lines in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/slogans-needlepoint-pillows\"\u003eslogan cushions\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-lemon-needlepoint-pillow-vodka","title":"When Life Gives You Lemons, Add Vodka Needlepoint Cushion","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eA little life advice… stitched beautifully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis funny needlepoint pillow features the iconic phrase \u003cem\u003e\"When Life Gives You Lemons, Add Vodka\"\u003c\/em\u003e—bringing humour, personality, and a playful edge to your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWith a bold lemon-inspired design and a luxurious green velvet backing, this cushion is perfect for adding a pop of colour and character to your sofa, kitchen, or bar area.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHandcrafted using traditional needlepoint stitching, it's designed to be both eye-catching and conversation-starting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eFunny home decor, kitchen or bar styling, unique gifts, statement cushions.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"thepillowdrop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43370511827164,"sku":"When Life Gives You Lemons","price":60.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/7405\/7379\/files\/funny-lemon-needlepoint-pillow-vodka-front.jpg?v=1792327072"},{"product_id":"please-bring-me-wine-needlepoint-pillow","title":"Please Bring Me Wine Needlepoint Cushion","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the host who has done enough. \u003cem\u003ePlease Bring Me Wine\u003c\/em\u003e says it politely, in pale pink on deep burgundy, inside our wavy border.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-stitched needlepoint front, soft velvet back and the inner cushion included. Rectangular, 30 × 50cm. Designed in London, made in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA very good hostess gift, a better Secret Santa, and the cushion your sofa has been waiting for this Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ewine lovers, hosts and hostesses, housewarmings, Christmas gifts, Secret Santa, statement cushions for sofas and beds.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMore festive picks are in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-needlepoint-cushions\"\u003eChristmas needlepoint cushions\u003c\/a\u003e, and more witty lines in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/slogans-needlepoint-pillows\"\u003eslogan cushions\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"thepillowdrop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57146726580599,"sku":"Wine","price":60.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/7405\/7379\/files\/08f18c78-8409-4164-8463-0d6d5c6268c4_reference_image_0.png?v=1793206918"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/7405\/7379\/collections\/funny-lemon-needlepoint-pillow-vodka-front.jpg?v=1793115557","url":"https:\/\/thepillowdrop.com\/collections\/cocktail-cushions.oembed","provider":"The Pillow Drop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}