Funny Gifts

Funny gifts that get a laugh on the day and a permanent spot on the sofa. Our funny slogan cushions say what everyone's thinking, from Please Leave By 9 for the host who loves an early night to I Don't Cook But I'm Great At Making Reservations for the friend who's never turned on the oven.

They're proper homeware, not a novelty that ends up in a drawer: a hand-stitched needlepoint front, a soft velvet back, the inner cushion included, and made in the UK. A funny gift for her, for him, for the couple who just moved in, or for the colleague leaving on a high.

Want it to be even more personal? Our personalised cushions let you stitch your own joke, name or catchphrase. And for £1 we'll add a handwritten gift note too.

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Please Leave By 9 needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop Please Leave By 9 needlepoint cushion styled at home

Please Leave By 9

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(72 reviews)
I Don't Cook But I'm Great At Making Reservations needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop I Don't Cook But I'm Great At Making Reservations needlepoint cushion styled at home

I Don't Cook But I'm Great At Making Reservations

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(4 reviews)
Hot Girls Drink Matcha needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop Hot Girls Drink Matcha needlepoint cushion styled at home

Hot Girls Drink Matcha

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(No reviews)
Just One More Episode needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop Just One More Episode needlepoint cushion styled at home

Just One More Episode

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(4 reviews)
If You Can't Say Anything Nice, Sit By Me needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop If You Can't Say Anything Nice, Sit By Me needlepoint cushion styled at home

If You Can't Say Anything Nice… Sit By Me

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(7 reviews)
Be Nice or Leave needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop Be Nice or Leave needlepoint cushion styled at home

Be Nice or Leave

£65.00 GBP
£65.00 GBP
(3 reviews)
When Life Gives You Lemons, Add Vodka needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop When Life Gives You Lemons, Add Vodka needlepoint cushion styled at home

When Life Gives You Lemons, Add Vodka

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(7 reviews)
Emotional Support Pillow needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop Emotional Support Pillow needlepoint cushion styled at home

Emotional Support Pillow

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(No reviews)
Introverts Live Here needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop Introverts Live Here needlepoint cushion styled at home

Introverts Live Here

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(No reviews)
This Is a Safe Space To Complain needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop This Is a Safe Space To Complain needlepoint cushion styled at home

This Is a Safe Space To Complain

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(No reviews)
Good Vibes or Good Byes needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop Good Vibes or Good Byes needlepoint cushion styled in a bright living room

Good Vibes or Good Byes

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(5 reviews)
Sleep Slay Repeat needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop Sleep Slay Repeat needlepoint cushion styled at home

Sleep Slay Repeat

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(2 reviews)
Netflix and Chill needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop Netflix and Chill lumbar needlepoint cushion styled on a cream sofa for movie night

Netflix & Chill

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(1 reviews)
Dog Lover dachshund needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop Dog Lover dachshund needlepoint cushion styled at home

Be the Person Your Dog Thinks You Are

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(6 reviews)
The Dog and I Have Plans - Slogan Needlepoint Pillow The Dog and I Have Plans needlepoint cushion styled at home

The Dog and I Have Plans

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(No reviews)
Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner needlepoint cushion styled at home

Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(5 reviews)
Home Sweet F*cking Home needlepoint cushion by The Pillow Drop Home Sweet F*cking Home needlepoint cushion styled at home

Home Sweet F*cking Home

£60.00 GBP
£60.00 GBP
(6 reviews)
Slogans bundle of five needlepoint cushions on a cream boucle sofa in a bright living room Please Leave By 9 needlepoint cushion styled at home

Slogans Pillow Bundle

£240.00 GBP
£240.00 GBP -20%
£300.00 GBP
(No reviews)

What Our Customers Say

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  • Please Leave By 9 needlepoint cushion at home

  • ★★★★★

    Bought as a gift, very good quality and cannot fault the delivery time at all, ordered on a…

    Verified buyer

    Please Leave By 9 →
  • I Don't Cook needlepoint cushion at home

  • ★★★★★

    I am in love with all the pillows!! ❤️❤️

    Pietro P., Italy

    I Don't Cook →
  • Just One More Episode needlepoint cushion at home

  • ★★★★★

    This is a fun, great quality cousin. I love it

    Claudia D., United Kingdom

    Just One More Episode →

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