Say what everyone's thinking - politely, of course.
The "Please Leave By 9" needlepoint pillow is the ultimate funny slogan cushion for your sofa. Equal parts humour and style, this statement piece is designed for those who love their home... and their bedtime. A bold rectangular lumbar cushion that earns its place on any sofa or bed.
"My best wellness product for self-care"
– Gwyneth Paltrow (yes, really)
Handcrafted using traditional needlepoint stitching, this funny cushion features a rich navy velvet backing and is fully reversible - bringing both comfort and personality to your space.
Perfect as a funny home decor piece or a unique housewarming gift, this slogan pillow guarantees laughs (and maybe earlier exits).
Perfect for:
Funny home decor lovers, introverts & early sleepers, unique housewarming gifts, statement cushions for sofas & beds.
Product details:
- Limited edition - only a small run made for each drop
- Handmade with high-quality needlepoint stitching
- Includes inner hollowfibre cushion
- Rectangle: 30cm x 50cm
- Navy velvet reversible backing
- The perfect gift
- Inner cushion included
- Easy 14-day returns
- Made in the UK
Pair It With
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Home Sweet F*cking Home £60.00 -
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Sleep Slay Repeat £60.00 -
Netflix & Chill £60.00
Everything You Need to Know About Your Needlepoint Cushion
What size is it?
Square cushions measure 45cm x 45cm and rectangular cushions measure 30cm x 50cm. Every cushion arrives with its inner included, ready to use.
What is it made from?
A 100% cotton needlepoint front with a soft velvet back in a colour chosen to suit the design, filled with a plump hollowfibre inner pad. Every cushion is made in the UK and arrives ready to use.
How do I care for it?
We recommend spot cleaning, hand washing or dry cleaning. Please don't tumble dry, as this can cause shrinkage.
Does it make a good gift?
It's one of our customers' favourite presents. Buy four cushions and get the fifth free with our cushion bundles.
When will it arrive?
We dispatch Monday to Friday, and orders placed before 10am go out the same day. 24 hour and 48 hour delivery options are shown at checkout, and we ship worldwide.
Can I return it?
You can request a return within 14 days of receiving your order, as long as it's unused and in its original packaging. Personalised cushions and sale items can't be returned. Read our returns policy.
What Our Customers Say
★★★★★
Bought as a gift, very good quality and cannot fault the delivery time at all, ordered on a Saturday morning and it was delivered within 48 hours if not sooner. Excellent service…
Please Leave By 9 →
★★★★★
Excellent beautiful pillow excellent quality
Amalfi →
★★★★★
Absolutely love this cushion and just reminds me of all the great times I've had on Ibiza. Fantastic quality and colours.
Ibiza →
